Get ready. Get set. Get to reading about The Sexy Wrestler of The Week.
Ah, another week. Can I just say that I love counting all of your votes? Because I really do. Sometimes I get sent funny gifts like a giant rabbit doll that says “carrots are my favorite” and sometimes I get meaningful notes or poems expressing gratitude for my efforts. That’s truly special. It warms my heart and I think about it a lot.
Enough about me though. You’re ready to find out if the person you voted for became The Sexy Wrestler of The Week. Let me tell you right now that it is definitely the person you voted for! Wowzers!
“Sunday, Monday, Dean Ambrose! Tuesday, Wednesday, Dean Ambrose!” is probably the song you would sing if you saw The Sexy Wrestler of The Week, Dean Ambrose, in a reboot of Happy Days as The Fonz. The two have some things in common. They’re both bad boys and they both wear jeans that seem a little more tight and tidy than you’d expect from their characters. I will say, being dressed as The Fonz really brings out how fucking huge Ambrose’s damn head is. Good grief!