The votes have been counted. Judgements have been made. Now, we are pleased to inform you that it is time to name The Sexy Wrestler of The Week. Have a good day.
Well, here we are again. The votes were in favor of a certain wrestler who is missing in action. For the last two weeks we’ve been looking for this individual to tell him that he’s won this prestigious award. If you can’t guess who it is, let’s go ahead and reveal that for you.
As you can see, Dean Ambrose is The Sexy Wrestler of The Week. I personally went out of my way to look for him and I think I got super close. As you can see, I found a wall he had tagged. The paint was still wet and the air smelled of whiskey. I searched the area for about an hour but no luck. I did find a piece of ripped leather stuck to the side of a tree but I can not confirm that it was related.
I really let you down. Maybe one day he will return. But when he does will he still be winning this precious award? That’s for you to decide.