• Wrestling On Air

    Wrestling On Air: Episode 59, 2/15/19

    “Have you ever loved someone? Truly? Can you love them when they’re not in the same city as you? The same country? Marquet is lightyears away, far from the local politics and the corporate greed on Hale. I miss them. I really do. But my heart breaks for them. Can’t it not break for once? For just one night?” – Jules Acot from ‘Avenue Of A Dying Star’ (2235), as performed by Lighthue Nevernot, written and directed by Christian Night.

    The Starrs are out! Come on come on, come outside! Don’t blink, you’ll miss them, along with this brand new episode! Join Aviatorin (@orinanne) as she takes to the sky to get a better look, starrrry eyed Tim (@TimWelcomed) who’s fixin’ to catch a glimpse through his Mom’s old telescope, Comet Tom (@TomBlargh) who’s flying to the nearest observatory, while city Socks (@SocksMahoney) keeps screaming “the starrs stink, I love light pollution!” Listen below or subscribe on iTunes, Google Play, and/or Stitcher Radio. There’s also an RSS feed!

    Power Pyramid

    The Gang imagines what Lilian Garcia’s podcast is like, the Mooonncast opens up to the possibility of joining the Starrcast, our frequently asked Starrcast questions get answered, a trip to the Bar and Carbin’, a rare version of Mambo No 5, has anyone actually seen an octopus irl?, and Tom swims in pajamas.


    Wrestling On Air – 59 – Power Pyramid

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    Wrestling On Air: Episode 58, 1/31/19

    “The Moon is not what they say it is.” – Archival recordings of Council Of Grand Efficacy leaked onto the ÆTHERNET, source unknown. Uploaded on rotation Minerva, Day 44, 2323. Recording date unknown.

    It’s time to Rest. In. Peace. And enjoy this latest episode! Our fans called in to grieve with us over the loss of one of the biggest icon in the world of professional wrestling, WWEMarkWCalaway. Join the Undorintaker (@orinanne), The Detim of Death Valley (@TimWelcomed), The Detom of Death Valley (@TomBlargh), and The American Socks Ass (@SocksMahoney) as they’re here for you in this trying time. Listen below or subscribe on iTunes, Google Play, and/or Stitcher Radio. There’s also an RSS feed!

    Turkish Honeytrap

    The WWEMarkWCalaway Grief Hotline, The Gang finds out their sex star ratings in Horoscope Chat, if you cut my ass, will it not bleed, an exploration into the noises Tom’s dad makes when you snuggle him, Lana’s disgusting ass dirty ass feet, and which NXT wrestler eats the most bugs?


    Wrestling On Air – 58 – Turkish Honeytrap

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    Wrestling On Air: Episode 57, 1/18/19

    “It’s hard to say I want the corporations gone completely. They established many of the footholds humanity had into The Blind Reaches. The hyper funding of idiot capitalist billionaires with nothing better to do made things like hyper-space travel and energy based weaponry a reality that humankind never would have achieved in such a short time. Still, maybe there’s beauty in not knowing what was really out here. Maybe we would have found this ourselves if The People’s Revolutionary Federation rose to power sooner and stopped the corps before their twisted metal arms reached out from our planet and touched the very stars themselves. Maybe there would have been a more beautiful Space out here for us to find someday, not tainted by the touch of the Apostles.” -Hsu Dou, Acting Emergency Chair of The Calliope Prefecturate, 2354.

    Surfs up scoop troop! Insider Orin (@orinanne) has the newest scoops to come out of the world of pro graps. Hot Take Tim (@TimWelcomed) already has 3 think pieces ready to publish about today’s breaking news, and Tightlip Tom (@TomBlargh) aint tellin’ you his sources! Stinky Socks (@SocksMahoney) is the guy who rolls around all over the sheets to make them dirty. Listen below or subscribe on iTunes, Google Play, and/or Stitcher Radio. There’s also an RSS feed!

    Mr. Potato Spread

    Tim has a rough day, Socks makes friends with brands, Orin’s got a giant sub, Tom stuffs his mouth, EXCLUSIVE never before aired audio from the AEW press event, an exploration of crunk, Konnor (From The Ascension)’s hot new gimmick, an incredibly healthy analysis of The Bellas voices, the Wii Shop Music is there, and The Gang tackles a difficult situation on this very special episode: is it ok to make fun of LarsWWE now that we know he has anxiety?


    Wrestling On Air – 57 – Mr. Potato Spread

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    Wrestling On Air: Episode 56, 1/3/19

    She transferred various minutia; messages saved between her and Anoch, videos they’d sent to each other, and photos of them together overlooking the freshly terraformed oceans of Mars. She ignored many of the other documents on server, tucked away in neat little folders with titles like DO NOT OPEN, Secret Military Plans, Nudes (Just Kidding [Not Kidding 😉 ]), or SERIOUSLY DO NOT OPEN I SWEAR TO GOD. Instead a pop-up appeared that said “Are you sure you want to reformat your server to factory settings? WARNING: You will lose all of your data.” Corianne hit Yes.

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    The greatest of the world of wrestling is honored here and only here. Join us as our Mastorin of Ceremonies (@orinanne) guides us on a trip down the very best of the very best of 2018. The Arbiter (just like Halo) Tim (@TimWelcomed) will direct us towards the correct choices as only he knows how, and I’m sure that ol’ cutup Talltale Tom (@TomBlargh) has some fanciful anecdotes to keep us entertained between the awards. Sideshow Socks (@SocksMahoney) will be serving drinks (poorly). Listen below or subscribe on iTunes, Google Play, and/or Stitcher Radio. There’s also an RSS feed!

    The Second Annual WO Awards

    Socks gets really warm, AQUAMAN CHAT, the prestigious WO Awards are given out to the best of the best in the world of wrestling in 2018, The Four Horsewomen’s matching vape rigs, AJ Styles buys poor quality food for his dogs, a rundown of Ryback’s future appearances, and Tim might not be OK.


    Wrestling On Air – 56 – The Second Annual WO Awards

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    Wrestling On Air: Episode 55, 12/21/18

    Corianne didn’t reply. She moved swiftly to their closet, dressing herself down with Anoch’s spare fatigues. She grabbed the Mk.72 pistol hanging off the side of the wall and stuck it neatly into her holster. The duffel bag laying on the floor found itself slung over shoulder. She walked to the internal server bank at the bottom of her linen closet, plugging in her personal device.

    It’s the most wonderful podcast of the year! Jammin’ With Tim (@TimWelcomed) is BACK, but this time The Orinch (@orinanne) stole her way onto the show! Yuletom (@TomBlargh) can be found decking the halls with all sorts of minutia, while Snowflake Socks (@SocksMahoney) stands under some mistletoe very patiently. And if you listen close enough, you MIGHT be able to hear Ol’ St. Pat (@Pizza_Suplex) cheering Ho Ho Ho for all the little podcast listeners to hear! Listen below or subscribe on iTunes, Google Play, and/or Stitcher Radio. There’s also an RSS feed!

    Jammin’ With Tim 3: Jammin’ With Orin w/ Patrick Gill

    The Gang crashes Pat’s hip and happenin’ holiday party, Guess My Jam!, Pat gives us an EXCLUSIVE review of IHOP Grinch’s Green Pancakes, Pat gets very personal with Sheamus, a debate on the ethics of Ryback Chat, and YOUR holiday themed questions!


    Wrestling On Air – 55 – Jammin’ With Tim 3: Jammin’ With Orin w/ Patrick Gill

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    Wrestling On Air: Episode 54, 11/23/18

    Corianne waited today, alone. “Annie usually calls around noon sometimes whenever she’s late,” she’d say under her breath several times to herself. Corianne would wait until noon, and then until dinner. She waited next day, and the day after that she finally received a message from the People’s Revolutionary Federation’s lead commanding officer, Kuma Lyn. The message read simply, “How are you holding up? xx”

    Aaaaaand Time! The gang sets a new thanksgiving world record! Join the fastest podcast runners in the world as Auto-Scrorin (@orinanne) beats her PB, Frame Perfect Tim (@TimWelcomed) abuses some i-frames, and Any% Tom (@TomBlargh) can’t stop complaining about RNG. Safety Strat Socks (@SocksMahoney) unfortunately couldn’t make it because he was OOB. Listen below or subscribe on iTunes, Google Play, and/or Stitcher Radio. There’s also an RSS feed!

    Thirty Minute Thanksgiving

    Tom cries at the table, The Gang scarfs down, some Statham discourse, The Crew explains the Jimmy Snuka murder case, new Gandolfini canon, Oliver Platt’s wrestling prospects, Orin might be outrageous, and Lars gets problematic.


    Wrestling On Air – 54 – Thirty Minute Thanksgiving

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    Wrestling On Air: Episode 53, 11/9/18

    “Cori,” Anoch would start with so abruptly. “It’s was fucking wild, you wouldn’t believe it!” Anoch would regale her with tales of negotiations gone wrong, unwinnable battles that they’d barely escaped from, or the new ridiculous fascist tactics Apostolic Enterprises or other similar megacorps would come with in their propaganda. Anoch had a sweet, hearty laugh that gave Corianne the biggest smile whenever she’d hear it.

    After a busy Halloween, it’s time for the crew to kick back, relax, and jam pack this ep with a bunch of goodies. Join Deciduorin (@orinanne) as she kicks back with Pumpkin-Spice Tim (@TimWelcomed) and Over The Garden Tom (@TomBlargh) as Socks (@SocksMahoney) hibernates on a tree stump encased in his own special honey dew. Listen below or subscribe on iTunes, Google Play, and/or Stitcher Radio. There’s also an RSS feed!

    Flamin’ Hot

    Gettin’ Hot and Spicy with Snacks and Tony Soprano, The Gang gets to know each other better, an important Ryback Update, Tom shares his intimate poetry, Dan Matha gets in hot water, our premium fantasy erotic wrestling cakes, Nigel McGuinness and Percy Watson’s heads on one body attend orgies together, we must politely request that Joey Janela cease contacting us immediately, and a BOMBSHELL ALL TIME MUST LISTEN WOA MOMENT.


    Wrestling On Air – 53 – Flamin’ Hot

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    Wrestling On Air: Episode 52, 10/26/18

    She pushed herself to the kitchen, and pressed a button on the processor’s interface. Scalding hot power came pouring into a mug, violently burning the tea bag she’d so deliberately placed there. Corianne lifted the mug and placed it on the countertop where she sat. She’d avoided checking the news. She avoids it every time Anoch doesn’t come home. The guilt never leaves her until eventually Anoch would give her a call, and let her know everything was ok.

    Where’s Socks (@SocksMahoney)??? Help Detective Orin (@orinanne) solve this spooky special Halloween caper. Private Dick Tim (@TimWelcomed) is checking the nearby creepy Rogers’ estate that’s said to be haunted by the spirits of the Rogers’ family to this date. Meanwhile, Gumshoe Tom (@TomBlargh) followed Socks’ signature trail of half eaten french fries all the way to an abandoned asylum! Oh No! Listen below or subscribe on iTunes, Google Play, and/or Stitcher Radio. There’s also an RSS feed!

    Trombone Steak

    A Performance In C by our inhouse slide whistlest Orin, Bob Barker’s death is not certain, The Gang celebrates their favorite spooky mid-fall holiday: Guy Fawkes Day, Popeye Chat, the winner of #WOAFart is revealed, The Crew creates a Brexit Wrestler, everyone agrees that seafood is gross, and Orin unearths a classic impression.


    Wrestling On Air – 52 – Trombone Steak

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    Wrestling On Air: Episode 51, 10/12/18

    Corianne woke up that morning alone. She looked up from her bed at the plain white ceiling, staring at it for a good seven minutes. Her legs pushed gently towards the edge of the bed, and she sat there, her eyes fixed at the fake wood paneling on her floor. She applied pressure to her right heel, and then the left. She rose herself from the mattress with both hands. A spike of pain pierced her stomach as she stood up straight, not letting her body manifest visible physical reactions to her heartbreak.

    All aboard! Captain Orin (@orinanne) is setting sail on the party cruise of a lifetime with First Mate Tim (@TimWelcomed) while Rear Admiral Tom (@TomBlargh) forces landlubber Socks (@SocksMahoney) to swab the poop deck. Listen below or subscribe on iTunes, Google Play, and/or Stitcher Radio. There’s also an RSS feed!

    Mesh Fanny Pack

    An exclusive preview of the Chris Jericho’s Rock ‘N’ Wrestling Rager At Sea’s official party schedule, The Gang gets confused by doors, everyone learns about ecchi, Tom gives his figures a shower, a wrestling enthusiast’s breakdown of Shaggy 2 Dope’s dropkick on Fred Durst, Chris Jericho is incompetent in everyday life, one lucky wrestler becomes freed of the harshness of an everdying world, send your contest submissions to #WOAfart, and The Wrestling On Air Hall of Fame Class of 2018.


    Wrestling On Air – 51 – Mesh Fanny Pack

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    Wrestling On Air: Episode 50, 9/28/18

    It’s an all ages celebration for everyone! 50 Years of Wrestling On Air!

    We’re joined this fortnight by the biggest party animal of them all, Patrick Gill (@pizza_suplex)! MC Orin (@orinanne) is gonna break it down with Tim (@TimWelcomed) who’s breakdancing on the floor, Tom (@TomBlargh) chats up the entire party, and Socks (@SocksMahoney) stands by himself at the punch bowl. Listen below or subscribe on iTunes, Google Play, and/or Stitcher Radio. There’s also an RSS feed!

    50th Anniversary

    Tim brings us the latest from the weird southern wrestling promotion he goes to, Orin posts some feet pics, a sterling recommendation for DAMANDYZ DONUTS, #AskPCOAboutOrin, The Gang bravely confronts the truth that Dean Ambrose has become Daddy, The Crew googles “twitter big show porn bus”, Tom and Orin visit the spider forest, sortin’ out the pigeon head video, Vince talks to the ghosts of dead animals, and why won’t the saudis ask PCO to wrestle the Undertaker?


    Wrestling On Air – 50 – 50th Anniversary w/ Patrick Gill

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