• Wrestling On Air

    Wrestling On Air: Episode 54, 11/23/18

    Corianne waited today, alone. “Annie usually calls around noon sometimes whenever she’s late,” she’d say under her breath several times to herself. Corianne would wait until noon, and then until dinner. She waited next day, and the day after that she finally received a message from the People’s Revolutionary Federation’s lead commanding officer, Kuma Lyn. The message read simply, “How are you holding up? xx”

    Aaaaaand Time! The gang sets a new thanksgiving world record! Join the fastest podcast runners in the world as Auto-Scrorin (@orinanne) beats her PB, Frame Perfect Tim (@TimWelcomed) abuses some i-frames, and Any% Tom (@TomBlargh) can’t stop complaining about RNG. Safety Strat Socks (@SocksMahoney) unfortunately couldn’t make it because he was OOB. Listen below or subscribe on iTunes, Google Play, and/or Stitcher Radio. There’s also an RSS feed!

    Thirty Minute Thanksgiving

    Tom cries at the table, The Gang scarfs down, some Statham discourse, The Crew explains the Jimmy Snuka murder case, new Gandolfini canon, Oliver Platt’s wrestling prospects, Orin might be outrageous, and Lars gets problematic.


    Wrestling On Air – 54 – Thirty Minute Thanksgiving

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    Wrestling On Air: Episode 53, 11/9/18

    “Cori,” Anoch would start with so abruptly. “It’s was fucking wild, you wouldn’t believe it!” Anoch would regale her with tales of negotiations gone wrong, unwinnable battles that they’d barely escaped from, or the new ridiculous fascist tactics Apostolic Enterprises or other similar megacorps would come with in their propaganda. Anoch had a sweet, hearty laugh that gave Corianne the biggest smile whenever she’d hear it.

    After a busy Halloween, it’s time for the crew to kick back, relax, and jam pack this ep with a bunch of goodies. Join Deciduorin (@orinanne) as she kicks back with Pumpkin-Spice Tim (@TimWelcomed) and Over The Garden Tom (@TomBlargh) as Socks (@SocksMahoney) hibernates on a tree stump encased in his own special honey dew. Listen below or subscribe on iTunes, Google Play, and/or Stitcher Radio. There’s also an RSS feed!

    Flamin’ Hot

    Gettin’ Hot and Spicy with Snacks and Tony Soprano, The Gang gets to know each other better, an important Ryback Update, Tom shares his intimate poetry, Dan Matha gets in hot water, our premium fantasy erotic wrestling cakes, Nigel McGuinness and Percy Watson’s heads on one body attend orgies together, we must politely request that Joey Janela cease contacting us immediately, and a BOMBSHELL ALL TIME MUST LISTEN WOA MOMENT.


    Wrestling On Air – 53 – Flamin’ Hot

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    Wrestling On Air: Episode 52, 10/26/18

    She pushed herself to the kitchen, and pressed a button on the processor’s interface. Scalding hot power came pouring into a mug, violently burning the tea bag she’d so deliberately placed there. Corianne lifted the mug and placed it on the countertop where she sat. She’d avoided checking the news. She avoids it every time Anoch doesn’t come home. The guilt never leaves her until eventually Anoch would give her a call, and let her know everything was ok.

    Where’s Socks (@SocksMahoney)??? Help Detective Orin (@orinanne) solve this spooky special Halloween caper. Private Dick Tim (@TimWelcomed) is checking the nearby creepy Rogers’ estate that’s said to be haunted by the spirits of the Rogers’ family to this date. Meanwhile, Gumshoe Tom (@TomBlargh) followed Socks’ signature trail of half eaten french fries all the way to an abandoned asylum! Oh No! Listen below or subscribe on iTunes, Google Play, and/or Stitcher Radio. There’s also an RSS feed!

    Trombone Steak

    A Performance In C by our inhouse slide whistlest Orin, Bob Barker’s death is not certain, The Gang celebrates their favorite spooky mid-fall holiday: Guy Fawkes Day, Popeye Chat, the winner of #WOAFart is revealed, The Crew creates a Brexit Wrestler, everyone agrees that seafood is gross, and Orin unearths a classic impression.


    Wrestling On Air – 52 – Trombone Steak

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    Wrestling On Air: Episode 51, 10/12/18

    Corianne woke up that morning alone. She looked up from her bed at the plain white ceiling, staring at it for a good seven minutes. Her legs pushed gently towards the edge of the bed, and she sat there, her eyes fixed at the fake wood paneling on her floor. She applied pressure to her right heel, and then the left. She rose herself from the mattress with both hands. A spike of pain pierced her stomach as she stood up straight, not letting her body manifest visible physical reactions to her heartbreak.

    All aboard! Captain Orin (@orinanne) is setting sail on the party cruise of a lifetime with First Mate Tim (@TimWelcomed) while Rear Admiral Tom (@TomBlargh) forces landlubber Socks (@SocksMahoney) to swab the poop deck. Listen below or subscribe on iTunes, Google Play, and/or Stitcher Radio. There’s also an RSS feed!

    Mesh Fanny Pack

    An exclusive preview of the Chris Jericho’s Rock ‘N’ Wrestling Rager At Sea’s official party schedule, The Gang gets confused by doors, everyone learns about ecchi, Tom gives his figures a shower, a wrestling enthusiast’s breakdown of Shaggy 2 Dope’s dropkick on Fred Durst, Chris Jericho is incompetent in everyday life, one lucky wrestler becomes freed of the harshness of an everdying world, send your contest submissions to #WOAfart, and The Wrestling On Air Hall of Fame Class of 2018.


    Wrestling On Air – 51 – Mesh Fanny Pack

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    Wrestling On Air: Episode 50, 9/28/18

    It’s an all ages celebration for everyone! 50 Years of Wrestling On Air!

    We’re joined this fortnight by the biggest party animal of them all, Patrick Gill (@pizza_suplex)! MC Orin (@orinanne) is gonna break it down with Tim (@TimWelcomed) who’s breakdancing on the floor, Tom (@TomBlargh) chats up the entire party, and Socks (@SocksMahoney) stands by himself at the punch bowl. Listen below or subscribe on iTunes, Google Play, and/or Stitcher Radio. There’s also an RSS feed!

    50th Anniversary

    Tim brings us the latest from the weird southern wrestling promotion he goes to, Orin posts some feet pics, a sterling recommendation for DAMANDYZ DONUTS, #AskPCOAboutOrin, The Gang bravely confronts the truth that Dean Ambrose has become Daddy, The Crew googles “twitter big show porn bus”, Tom and Orin visit the spider forest, sortin’ out the pigeon head video, Vince talks to the ghosts of dead animals, and why won’t the saudis ask PCO to wrestle the Undertaker?


    Wrestling On Air – 50 – 50th Anniversary w/ Patrick Gill

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    Wrestling On Air: Episode 49, 9/14/18

    Join us

    Orin (@orinanne), Tim (@TimWelcomed), Tom (@TomBlargh), Socks (@SocksMahoney). Listen below or subscribe on iTunes, Google Play, and/or Stitcher Radio. There’s also an RSS feed!

    Suck My Shorts

    Socks delivers the hottest scoops straight from the Monday Night Raw bathroom, Tom drinks expired cough syrup, an Alex Riley update, everything Bayley does in her spare time, a shocking turn in the Uncle Drew Xbox Saga, The Gang gets memed on, and a 9/11 cum tribute.


    Wrestling On Air – 49 – Suck My Shorts

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    Wrestling On Air: Episode 48, 8/31/18

    Fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    THE TOP DIRTSHEET IN THE BIZ is BACK with some more hot goss. Join our muckraker host Orin (@orinanne) as she lays down the sweet deets to dirty Tim (@TimWelcomed), disgusting Tom (@TomBlargh), and soiled Socks (@SocksMahoney). Listen below or subscribe on iTunes, Google Play, and/or Stitcher Radio. There’s also an RSS feed!

    Horse Made Chili

    Tom is sittin pretty at Summerslam, Orin is on her feet for Wheatus, The Gang goes in-depth on the full Starrcast Live experience, go All-In with us as we explore the delicious Starrcast menu, will Pharoah Rhodes take a bump?, tragedy and misery strike again, Randy Orton becomes mom’s little piss boy, and 100 beautiful WWE superstars parachute onto an island… on Mars.


    Wrestling On Air – 48 – Horse Made Chili

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    Wrestling On Air: Episode 47, 8/17/18

    Anointed be the leaders whose hands tilled the same soil as I, for I know they know the suffering of the common person. Do not trust corporations whose apostles watch with 1000 eyes. Brandish your blades, your guns, your pitchfork, your axe, and allow not the murderers to continue as they have. Anoch Til gave her life for our cause and we’ll not allow her name to wither and fade as many before it, not as we’re so close to making the apostles none.

    Hey piss plungers! Join your host Urin (@orinanne) as she dives deep into the bowl with Tinkly Tim (@TimWelcomed), Micturate Tom (@TomBlargh), and sterile Socks (@SocksMahoney) for a brand new episode that’ll just flow right out of ya! Listen below, download the podcast here by right-clicking and saving this link, or by subscribing on iTunes, Google Play, and/or Stitcher Radio. There’s also an RSS feed!

    The Bathroom Attendant Code

    Orin and Tom share some more bathroom chat from the latest Progress/Evolve show, daddies of Orin’s past and present go head to head as she’s forced to make a heart wrenching decision of who to love most, Tom gets hot for the summer and combats deadly leg diseases, The Source Code Festival, Geomancy Chat, The Gang unveils the lyrics to the WOA theme song, Fuck Randy Orton, and better names for wrestlers.


    Wrestling On Air – 47 – The Bathroom Attendant Code

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    Wrestling On Air: Episode 46, 8/3/18

    “Never once did I witness such pain, such torture. Those who would wrongfully, ungraciously take from the fruit baskets of those who they know suffer more. We all understand the rites, but few fear them. For if they did, rightfully and properly, they would not be so unkind.” – Mastal Pheamos, 2055, shortly after the battle of The Third Ring.

    Get ready for some Divine Comedy as our host Luciforin (@orinanne) takes us through 9 circles of laughs! Suffering in the pit for eternal damnation is the anointed Cherub that covers Tim (@TimWelcomed), the accuser Mephistompheles (@TomBlargh), and Socks the imp (@SocksMahoney). Listen below, download the podcast here by right-clicking and saving this link, or by subscribing on iTunes, Google Play, and/or Stitcher Radio. There’s also an RSS feed!

    Put On Your Hellsuit

    We start the show this fortnight with existential damnation chat, lookin’ for porn on New Jack’s twitter, a literary analysis of Ryback’s new commercial, Total Bellas presents: The Sound Effect Jamboree, a trip to Dominos Island, Orin gets a new daddy, Tim faces certain death, an exploration into the butthole of the horse outside of denver international airport, and The Gang comes up with their own Lance Storm eulogies.


    Wrestling On Air – 46 – Put On Your Hellsuit

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    Wrestling On Air: Episode 45, 7/20/18

    A distant structure emerges from the depths of a deep, dark ocean, as a young Sheldon (not the one from the show) stares intently at it’s golden hue. He holds his guntana in hard and walks on the water’s surface towards his apostolic end.

    Get wet and wild in the summer sun as our beachy host Breezy Orin (@orinanne) relaxes on the shore with a nice book. Tropical Tim (@TimWelcomed) builds the nicest sandcastle you’ll ever see, as the Beach Bully Tom (@TomBlargh) gets ready to knock it down. Summer Socks (@SocksMahoney) couldn’t make it to the beach on account of preferring to stay inside and that’s VALID. Listen below, download the podcast here by right-clicking and saving this link, or by subscribing on iTunes, Google Play, and/or Stitcher Radio. There’s also an RSS feed!

    Pickle Chat

    Tom doesn’t think teens like pickles, which wrestler loves pickles the most, the best ways to eat pickles as a snack, a full comprehensive rundown of the G1 Climax 2018, Will Ospreay’s failed daddy dom experiment, an evil villain calls into the pod, an interview with Jason Kincaid by Jason Kincaid, good wrestling dads, wrestler nicknames as condiments, and wrestlers competing in hot dog eating competitions.


    Wrestling On Air – 45 – Pickle Chat

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