• Brad Quest

    Brad Quest: The Audiobook (as read by Mick Foley)

    We’re delighted to announce a new project that’s sure to rock the worlds of wrestling and fantasy-adventure to their very core – Brad Quest: The Audiobook, as read by Mick Foley!

    Regular visitors to the site know that Mick Foley just can’t get enough of that Brad Ward character, but we were still amazed when the hardcore legend reached out to us, demanding to be the voice of Brad Quest!

    Brad Quest is a fantasy adventure tale, written by our controversial correspondent Nightlife, that casts wrestling’s most loveable superfan as a heroic warrior in a world of magic, romance and adventure. If you haven’t read Brad Quest yet, you can catch up by reading part one and part two.

    Mick does an incredible job with the audiobook version – you can really sense his passion for the project, even though he does have to censor some of the spicier language (which is entirely understandable for a father of four / part-time Santa). Listen below for an excerpt!

    Want more Brad Ward? Follow him at @BradWardFGN. You can also harass Nightlife to hurry up and write another instalment of Brad Quest by following him at @AnimeKing420.

    Brad Quest: Danger On The Open Waves

    At Wrestling On Earth, we love pro wrestling superfan, Brad Ward. However, no-one loves Brad more than our controversial correspondent, Nightlife. Nightlife loves Brad so much that he’s written Brad Ward fantasy adventure fanfiction, and now we’re featuring it here because we love you.

    You can read last week’s instalment of Brad Quest here, and you can also follow Brad Ward @BradWardFGN and Nightlife @AnimeKing420, but don’t expect that to explain things – it’s better to just let the adventure wash over you. And if you want to submit your own tales or any other content ideas for Wrestling On Earth, just email us at wrestlingonearth@gmail.com.

    Chapter 6: Perchance To Dream

    As night descended on the open ocean, the gentle rocking of the boat sent Brad Ward to sleep.

    Brad found himself like a shipwrecked mariner, adrift on an unknown sea, a world of red neon and ultramarine. Images flashed before him, the horizon a brilliant array of dazzling colors, too fast for Brad to make out. But one image stood out, an image of tragedy.

    “Kristin…” Brad whispered as he gazed upon the ghostly visage of the only woman he ever really loved, long dead at the hands of Brad’s arch-enemy, the evil wizard Ultimarkus.

    “Ultimarkus will pay…” Brad vowed, but this apparition was not the purpose of his dream. As suddenly as Kristin’s ghostly image had appeared, it faded into nothingness, as did the rest of the world. Brad found him floating in a dark space.

    “Brad…” droned an unearthly voice.

    “Who’s there? Show yourself!” Brad shouted, ready to fight whoever this was that was talking to him.

    “Brad…wake up!”

    Brad jolted awake, his fist instinctively shooting forward, clocking his pal Nightlife, who was trying to wake him, right in the face.

    “Yo!” Nightlife shouted, nursing his nose. “You almost broke my fucking nose!”

    “My apologies,” Brad said. “I had the strangest dream…”

    “Yeah, whatever, dreams are gay,” Nightlife replied. “One time I dreamt that I died a virgin. Dreams are fucking bullshit and aren’t real, so just ignore them.”

    “I saw incredible colors,” Brad continued. “And… Kristin.”

    “Seriously, Brad?” Nightlife asked. “You’re still broken up over her? She was just a girl.”

    “JUST A GIRL?!?!?!?” Brad screamed, flying into a berzerker rage, swinging wildly at Nightlife, who deftly dodged Brad’s powerful fists.

    “Chill out!” Nightlife yelped. “You know I’m just fucking around with you!”

    “Don’t you EVER call Kristin ‘just a girl’ ever again,” Brad warned. “You know how much she meant to me. All these other fine ladies I just use for sex, but with Kristin, it was…so much more.” Continue reading

    Brad Quest: The Adventure Begins

    At Wrestling On Earth, we love pro wrestling superfan, Brad Ward. However, no-one loves Brad more than our controversial correspondent, Nightlife. Nightlife loves Brad so much that he’s written Brad Ward fantasy adventure fanfiction, and now we’re featuring it here because we love you.

    You can follow Brad Ward @BradWardFGN and Nightlife @AnimeKing420, but it’s impossible to write an introduction that properly explains Brad Quest unless you’re already familiar with their long and storied history so… look, just read it and have fun, okay? And if you want to submit your own tales or any other content ideas for Wrestling On Earth, just email us at wrestlingonearth@gmail.com.

    Chapter 1: The Adventure Begins

    The morning sun had ascended, bathing the frosty steppe in warm light. A man strode with purpose through the barren permafrost, his thick boots crushing ice underfoot. A hefty battleaxe hung at his side, animal furs adorning his muscled physique, his long hair flowing in the wind. Truly, he was an incredible physical specimen. Truly, he-

    “Braaaaaaaaaad, how much longer until the next town? My feet hurt.”

    Brad Ward, barbarian warrior from the frozen north, stopped and turned to his scrawny traveling partner, Nightlife. “God, shut UP,” Brad moaned. “We are still many miles from the next town. Do you not see this is a barren steppe?”

    “I’m from the south, Brad,” Nightlife replied, standing aside the chiseled warrior. Nightlife was a thief by trade, darting in and out of the shadows and people’s pockets, he and Brad brought together by a shared love for foreign drawings. Nightlife wore a cloak woven of the finest Eastern fibers, as black as night, and carried two daggers by his side. Tricky, sneaky, and ever crafty, Nightlife was the finesse that accented Brad’s raw power. Even so, this little southerner was getting on Brad’s nerves.

    “Relax, little one,” Brad said.

    “LITTLE ONE?!?!?” Nightlife screamed.

    “Calm the fuck down,” Brad said, flexing his huge biceps. Nightlife responded to this show of force by wisely backing off. “Our destination will be reached before you know it.”

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