“It’s hard to say I want the corporations gone completely. They established many of the footholds humanity had into The Blind Reaches. The hyper funding of idiot capitalist billionaires with nothing better to do made things like hyper-space travel and energy based weaponry a reality that humankind never would have achieved in such a short time. Still, maybe there’s beauty in not knowing what was really out here. Maybe we would have found this ourselves if The People’s Revolutionary Federation rose to power sooner and stopped the corps before their twisted metal arms reached out from our planet and touched the very stars themselves. Maybe there would have been a more beautiful Space out here for us to find someday, not tainted by the touch of the Apostles.” -Hsu Dou, Acting Emergency Chair of The Calliope Prefecturate, 2354.
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Tim has a rough day, Socks makes friends with brands, Orin’s got a giant sub, Tom stuffs his mouth, EXCLUSIVE never before aired audio from the AEW press event, an exploration of crunk, Konnor (From The Ascension)’s hot new gimmick, an incredibly healthy analysis of The Bellas voices, the Wii Shop Music is there, and The Gang tackles a difficult situation on this very special episode: is it ok to make fun of LarsWWE now that we know he has anxiety?
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