Corianne woke up that morning alone. She looked up from her bed at the plain white ceiling, staring at it for a good seven minutes. Her legs pushed gently towards the edge of the bed, and she sat there, her eyes fixed at the fake wood paneling on her floor. She applied pressure to her right heel, and then the left. She rose herself from the mattress with both hands. A spike of pain pierced her stomach as she stood up straight, not letting her body manifest visible physical reactions to her heartbreak.
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